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Stream of Consciousness Lions v Browns Our Fastest Thoughts Yet

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Seeing as it was why it was and how it was it was after all no doubt that Weeden in moonface glory strode the field and ramped his fine self up for a big back on the field love fest with a bitter warm day in October this October so no good that we were and no matter in our seats at home or wherever in front of glowing phantasmagorical television technicolor dreams. O number 3! how we worship thee! maybe for once you (number two now number one but first number one anyway) we restore our faith in thee. The fallout wasn’t magnificent or matriculating or even, mashing our sides of our teeth, us willing to live with a lot, an entire roster of quarterbacks dating back to the 90s (next year ’14-’15 lord of our Dog we might as well have 52 quarterbacks) so let us do this.

A Campbell on the side is a Campbell in a can is a heated Campbell is just as good we all had on the back of our tongues we hid it in hives that we were Campbell fanatics deep down and decided going 17-7 maybe maybe we can do this just O Dog! Help us to restore our faith in thee.

Then the Detroit wagon hitched and though the fingers were greased as the palms of the referees as the palms of you commissioner we were in deflated regions of flattened forests, raining lakeside lust, fans of all.

So we weren’t cerulean, opposite colors, we weren’t gods of football after all we weren’t (the defense couldn’t the defense feeling today that life after number one was number two is number one again is so hard life can be so hard and sad). Two in a row on 23! Two yellow flags to celebrate the technical in-technicalities of Haden our once champ—bailey. Bailiff please all you can to court us, we need it.

And it wears on the pitcher, the former yankee, the former farm boy, the former system man, the elder Weeden stares and sits on a mound not in a pocket and stares waiting for the safeties (catchers) to finger him the signals. The boy will not cannot let go of the ball. Conceptually you are a pitcher did you forget to not stare that down? Bad boy, Weeden, bad boy why give you more than a moment?


-Jon Conley

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