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Packers v Browns—Weeden to Jordan—4th Quarternian—Sad Demolition—Golden Spiral

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It really is a narcotic nepotism, a braindead lapse into sardonic economic territory when Boss Weeden, show me ur neat little future, throws that Cameron touchdown sling slung never meant for more than now never more appropriate suitandtie verbs (Buffalo Bill’s defunct breaks onetwothreefourfive pigeonsjustlikethat). How based is he how lost in the night skies, the trickling stars coming through the Lambodian future, the running of the blades, the based Aaron Rodgers sick and tight on his belt. So beholdeth the power of the flaxen and chartreuse, sardonic in nepotism.

Granted the rain, granted the field, granted the grants of sopping many things tonight, forget the Canadian Air beginning to forge its way as low as Soldier’s Field or our own Winter late this week lets hear it for Tuesday! there weren’t many opportunities not any but 42, you bastard

Sad mothers in the Lambo, sick daughters of the Brown and Orange, fans trekking ladling themselves the Backers of a Thousand Cities, none brought us here without! The holy delight we feel and field enough to turn into Worlds Largest Fan Base (take the tolls) the dogs on the back porch no matter where you roam no matter whos night sky you call home

But again Weeden how hard you throw the ball and perfect still gleamyeyed me in my ripe early middle life with quaint features and lovely family toy back to boyhood when a spiral dizzies two Packers to solemnity on their knees and clamps on the clenches of Cameron a perfect touchdown how dare you! How dare you throw a Fibonacci Touchdown for us all eyes & then huddle your cold masses of hands around the rock the rest of the insignificant night in Minnesota, snow how couldja

How dare you Boss Weeden be able to throw a ball so balanced so symmetrical despite its lopsided nature, its tolerable cruelty you make me sick with that nice throw I wish you never threw it Dad I wish you never did like goddamn man goddamn

-Jon Conley

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