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Johnny Sucker, Beached Whale

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Call me Nancy but here’s to hoping that Johnny Sucker suckers some top 3 team into drafting him because I sure as shit can’t predict what Haslam will make happen if he’s available at four. He’s as capricious as the iffy thread in a southern democrat skin and Johnny seems apt on tricking someone into drafting him high. There are many things I would do high but drafting that semantically entitled nu-Jeff Garcia is not one of them.

Quarterbacks have denizened their own reality in this league but not without good taunt. They have reasserted themselves to the helm of a ship of which they have always been captains by dominating in recent seasons, coming out of a defense heavy 30 years in the league. But lest ye not be fooled. Look at the Super Bowl. Even wunderkind Russell “could finger her throat through her slit” Wilson would be nowhere without that Seattle D.

Let Clowney fall our way or one of those beastly linemen (can you believe the aren’t all from Stanford and Wisconsin?) or Watkins, but for the love of Dog in dogma dear state do not let Giney Football land by the shore, shitted and barnacled and looking to implode. He’s the kind of guy we all want to inevitably fight anyway.
 
 
-Jon Conley
 
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