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“My Team Has More Picks Than Your Team, Losers!” – A Browns 2017 Draft First Round Recap

Many fans were critical of the Browns trading down yet again in the draft last night.  Fans wonder why the Browns continue to pass on Blue Chip players to acquire more picks in later rounds.  This is because the fans do not understand “analytics”.  The Browns have seized upon a tremendous strategic game plan and […]

The Brownsiest Of All Browns Games This Season Ends The Brownsiest Browns Year Ever

Yesterday in Pittsburgh, the Browns created one of their “Instant Classics”.  It is exceedingly rare to see an NFL team make almost no effort to win a game as the Steelers did, yet still somehow come away with the victory.  By the second quarter their own fans were booing them as the revelation hit them […]

So This Is What 0-14 Looks Like

It’s not that the Browns lost to the Bills.  Everyone on the planet knew that was going to happen.  I read a fantasy football projection that said something like LeSean McCoy was expected to “run for 768 yards and 14 touchdowns”.   The Browns would not have been able to stop the Bills even if the […]

It’s Time To Prepare For The 0-16 Parade

  I am en route to the west coast so the chance of me being able to watch the Browns game Sunday is almost none.  I think I would have a better chance of getting a broadcast feed of a Monsters game.  There appears to be almost no knowledge that Cleveland has a professional football […]

Browns Lose Again, And It’s Time To Just Let Them Go

The Browns did not win.  This was not surprising as it is impossible to imagine a scenario in which they ever win again.  The Giants did what they tend to do, which is play to the level of their competition.  This means that the Giants played horribly though most of the game, flipped a switch […]

The Worst Of All Time

I have made the transition from “The Browns will not win this season” to “The Browns May Never Win Again”.  Pundits would write something along the lines of “The Browns looked outmatched at times against the Steelers”.  While this is obviously true, my thoughts have now moved to more sweeping gestures such as “The Browns […]

Browns 0-10, And A Corner Has Been Turned

(photo by Joshua Gunter, cleveland.com, and used without permission) The Browns have turned the corner.  Even the most optimistic Browns fan now must admit that they have made the long awaited move from “unlikely to win” to “no fucking way” on their outlook before each game.  I felt sorry for the NFL Network broadcast team having […]

At 0-8, The Browns Miracle Season Is Halfway There!

The Jets came into town with the full intention of shattering our Magical Dream Season.  This is what the Jets do.  They have reliably crushed the dreams of others for decades.  In my long and complicated history with the Jets, they have failed to come through on expectations almost every single time.  I once lost […]

The Browns, Cleveland’s “Other” Team

The Browns really have something special happening this year.  As the Indians went to the World Series and the Cavs prepared to raise a championship banner, the Browns continued their incredible march to a winless season.  My dream is simple.  I would like to see the Indians and Cavs have World Championship parades while the […]

The Magical Season Keeps Rolling, Browns Lose To Titans

The Browns lost again.  This comes as no surprise to anyone watching the team as they provide little to no hope each week as they’re completely outclassed on the defensive line, defensive backfield, and offensive line.  It’s not even worth getting worked up about the “skill positions” as with the exception of Pryor and maybe […]

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