Spring Training is when hope springs eternal and everyone is a contender. OK, let’s cut the bullshit here. Most teams have no chance whatsoever. As the baseball season is 162 games, the cream always rises to the top. It’s not like the NFL, where you can catch a lucky break or two and you [...]
As a man with a variety of rage and anger issues, I realize that it is inherently self destructive to allow a radio show to fill me with all the negative side effects of the aforementioned rage/anger. However, there is no way even the most centered individual could listen to “Mike and Mike” on [...]
I love that Fausto Carmona is actually Roberto Hernandez Heredia. This is already the best Indians story of 2012. In fact, I am so excited that I have already placed a sizeable bid on a wildly discounted Fausto Carmona jersey on eBay. What a great way to celebrate the sad sack Indians in 2012! [...]
It’s good to see Browns fans actually getting worked up about the team sucking ass since roughly before the invention of the internal combustion engine. Normally Browns fans will not only eagerly eat their annual shit sandwich, but pay a PSL for the “privilege” of a place to sit while they are eating. There [...]
The College Bowl schedule is the biggest sham in sports. Let’s see if we can follow the logic of it… All Division One teams play a full season of games. If they lose even one, they will probably not be invited to play for the mythic National Championship. If their record is pretty good, [...]
Wow… Did you see that hit Colt McCoy took on Thursday? I think that is what it would look like if you drove a motorcycle into the side of a 7-11. Thank God he wore his helmet. Otherwise dude would have been donating body parts. I think we can all safely say that Colt [...]
photo from Cleveland.com I have a great new game you should play with your friends. It’s called “If the Browns Were A…?” game. It’s easy and a great way to spend time if you somehow get shanghaied into watching one of those horrible displays of athletic prowess by the shores of Lake Erie. Let’s [...]
Well thank goodness that the NBA strike was settled. With the regular season now cut to “only” 66 games, that sure is going to cut down the opportunities to see the all the things that makes regular season NBA so great. I will have only 66 chances to see guys that make an average [...]
I’m not leaving my house on “Black Friday” to go shopping. This is not due to an aversion to crowds, but is more indicative of the fact that I am averse to being surrounded by Rubes. The General Public believes if they go spend all of their disposable income on the day after Thanksgiving, [...]
Well, the Browns found a way yet again, didn’t they? It’s really uncanny the way that they can not only lose, but lose in a way that fails to captivate much interest. I watched almost all of that game Sunday, as I was stuck in a social situation where everyone else was a Browns [...]